Interlude: Cat toy edition
I am quite fond of the pharmaceuticals I keep organized in my nightstand drawer. But I have to be careful not to drop them, so that the cats don’t find them and try to eat them.
But now, there’s a pill I can drop on the floor and let my kitty chew on all he wants! And if he tires of that, he can roll the bottle cap around the kitchen floor for awhile.
(A screenshot of the Etsy page for a pill-shaped cat toy. Several pictures are shown of a long-haired ginger tabby cat enjoying the catnip-filled, half-red half-blue felt toy, and the plastic orange pharmacy bottle with a prescription label reading “Catatonica.”)
The item description:
These jumbo pills contain a healthy dose of extra strength cat nip – just what the good doctor ordered.
Each pill measures approximately 3″ long and each vial contains two.
So get to the pharmacy STAT! You’ll want to make sure you have plenty of “mothers little helpers” on hand.
Take one down, bat it around, kitty is sure to have a ball.
POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS:
Temporary ants-in-the-pants followed by extreme drowsiness. Increased appetite not uncommon.