Following on from Amusing Answers to Clueless Questions. For when you get sick of answering the same questions over and over.
Q: How are you?
A: Well, I was born and I continue to exist. That’s how I am. What kind of a question is that?
Q: Can I try out your assistive device?
A: Sure, if you want the disability that comes with it.
Q: If you could have just one day of not being disabled, what would you do?
A: If you could have just one day of not being incredibly rude, what would you do with all the spare time?
Q: So what do you do all day then?
A: Be amazing.
Q: How does being disabled feel?
A1: Like pudding.
A2: How does it not feel?
A3: How does being abled feel?