From the Comments
Y’all just can’t keep the awesome contained.
I am not your cheeseburger, okay. (Read the rest, it’s terrific.)
This made me laugh. My scoliosis is very minor, but I have three fingers on one hand; when somebody asks if I’ve noticed, I say innocently, “What, there’s something wrong with my hands?” and lift them up so I can glance at them, ‘notice’ the deformed hand, and shriek in horror. (Read the rest.)
“all I want for Christmas is a cure.”
All I want for Christmas is an end to nonesense like that.
Plus a new cake tin would be nice.
romham, on “Ableist Word Profile: Wheelchair Bound”
i especially love it when people say (way more often than i care to say) that “wheelchairs are welcome at this event!” or “unfortunately, wheelchairs cannot access the space”, as though its just a wheelchair, no person, rolling into the room LOL. (Read the rest.)
thetroubles – I’ll only be someone’s inspiration for a speaking fee with 4-5 figures. Inspiration doesn’t come cheap.
One of these comments caused me to laugh so hard I aspirated some pudding.
It’s ok, though. It was good pudding.